Air Guitar Rock Star?

Aaron has me on a list of potential contestants to win the Air Guitar Championship. I think Aaron is forgetting that we’ve already concluded that I’m not a rock star. In fact, I hate to admit this, but in my 36 years of life, I don’t think I’ve ever played the air guitar. That probably says something about my personality, doesn’t it? I have done some lip syncing in my day; however, air guitar playing takes a special talent, and I’ve never really aspired to add that to my repertoire. Besides, I don’t really have the hair for it. Thanks for your vote of confidence, though, Aaron.