Rev Article: Bigger is Better

If you visit Rev Magazine’s website, you’ll see that the May/June issue includes an article in the Catalysts section called "Bigger is Better." I wrote the article, and I’d like to share with you exactly what I wrote; however, if I did that Alan Nelson, Rev’s executive editor, is obligated to challenge me to a thumb wrestling death match.

Alan has very strong thumbs. I’m sure it’s from typing all those articles and book manuscripts through the years. Some people don’t like it when others say, "He’s all thumbs." Not Alan. He flexes his thumbs and people with smaller thumbs cower. I admit it. I’m one of those small-thumbed people.

With that in mind, you’ll either need to pick up a copy of Rev and read the article for yourself, or maybe Alan might flex his executive thumb muscles and get the article posted on the Rev website. Either way, my lips are sealed. I won’t reveal the content of the article. I, for one, don’t want to experience the wrath of Alan Nelson’s revered opposable digits.