The following happens between 12:00 p.m. and 1:00 p.m.

…I need to eat lunch. Just to set things straight here—I’m no Jack Bauer. I can’t go 24 hours without eating or sleeping. And every once in a while, I actually need to recharge my cell phone batteries. Even though the blog alert level is on orange and someone with a bad British accent has hijacked the Simply Strategic Show, I ate lunch at Burger King between 12:00 p.m. and 1:00 p.m.

I know. It’s supposed to be “fast food,” but I’m a slow eater. Besides, the lunch had to last exactly one hour in order to fit the format for this shtick I have going to parody the television show 24 on my blog. If it was a 34-minute lunch, I would have had to say, “The following happens between 12:00 p.m. and 12:34 p.m.” That isn’t as catchy. I’d also have to come up with more than 24 posts if I did that. As it is now, I’m already having enough trouble coming up with 24 posts, and that’s why I’m throwing this post in describing where I went to lunch…like you really care.

As I was driving back to the church, my cell phone rang. I reached for my phone and answered it. I was shocked to hear…

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