The following happens between 11:00 p.m. and 12:00 a.m.

I slowly opened the door to the bedroom. As I had imagined, she was already there. Emily was in bed waiting for me. The candles were lit. She had slipped into something a little more comfortable. The iPod was playing the 24 soundtrack. She definitely had plans for the next hour of this blogging series.

This obviously presented a moral dilemma. Do I enjoy the wife of my youth, or do I continue to pursue the bad man who’s trying to disrupt our plans for the Innovative Church Conference? Then I looked down at the bracelet on my wrist. WWJD. It prompted me to ask the most important question anyone could ask in this situation: What would Jack do?

The reality of this fairy tale, of course, was that this was unlike any situation Jack Bauer has ever faced. I’ve seen the women on 24. None of them compare to my wife—especially that Elisha Cuthbert. She’s ugly.

Ok, my moral dilemma was short-lived. I’ve decided to stay with my wife. I’ll be back with you in 60 minutes…