Maybe you can help me.

  • I haven’t listened to a podcast since Tim and I last podcasted.
  • I’ve never visited Second Life. I’m having trouble finding time for my First Life.
  • I don’t VIRB or Facebook or MySpace.
  • I’ve never generated a viral video. But I did innocently download a virus that shutdown the NewSpring network.
  • I don’t have any widgets on my desktop.
  • I don’t have an entry in Wikipedia. And, I’ve never created a Wikipedia entry.
  • I tried to use a Mac, but I went back to the comfort of my PC.
  • I still own a VCR and my car has a tape deck.

Am I losing my edge? I’m kind of feeling like I’m becoming the dad that always wore black socks with his shorts and tennis shoes. I’m fearful if I don’t do something about this, I may actually start shopping for clothes at Sears or something like that.

What do you think? Do I need to be concerned? Is there a twelve-step program available for guys like me? Or, am I going to be saddled with the “mature” label that someone tagged on me earlier this week. I don’t know if I’m ready to be the “mature” guy. Isn’t that just the kind way of saying you’re getting old?