Here are some interesting Google searches that brought people to my website in the last 24 hours. These are actual searches from actual people. I don’t make this stuff up.
- "ideas to make your church grow closer together" — Ironically, I’d rather churches learn to be more outward focused than grow closer together.
- "mac wont recognize maxtor external hard drive" — Oh no! Someone’s Mac isn’t working properly. I thought Macs were supposed to be problem-free. Let me see if I can help. Buy a PC.
- " bbq grillware assembly instructions" — I think it’s funny that people are visiting my website to try to figure out how to assemble their grills.
- "father’s day country songs" — First of all, don’t write me a song for Father’s Day. But, if you must, fathers prefer funk.
- "Andy Stanley" — Nope. This isn’t Andy Stanley’s blog…but the fact that I just combined the words "Andy Stanley’s blog" in this post will mean people will continue finding my site in their Google searches for "Andy Stanley." I love Google!
- "tony morgan, halloween" — Apparently someone is already planning their Halloween costume for this year and they want to dress up as Tony Morgan.
- "what font does ‘willow creek’ use for their worship lyrics" — That’s a good question. Bill Hybels seems like an "Arial"-type of guy.
- "7 easy ways to win a guy’s heart" — I’m helping women across the globe figure out men. (You can thank me later.)
- "sex pizza" — Even if I knew what that was, I wouldn’t admit it…at least here.
- "cockroaches are harmless" — I don’t believe it. They’re bigger than small dogs in South Carolina. In fact, we’ve trained a few of them to "play dead" already.
- "morgan original pomade" — That’s right. My blog is the website you visit if you’re looking for advice on leadership, ministry strategies, communications and hair product.
- "what to do about boring church services?" — Register for Unleash 2008. More details coming soon!
That is awesome! You’ve gotta love Google. I even had to type in a few of those to see for myself – crazy!!
not going to let you get away with the mac slam. Maxtor drives stink. It’s not a mac issue, it’s a maxtor.
PC? Are you kidding me?
Hilarious. Although your homepage does have some mad PageRank. I googled myself and your site came up in the top 10 just because my name shows up in your comments. I don’t mind. I hope people looking for me find you, I’m really enjoying your blog.
That was sneaky – I was hoping for something about U2! *sniff* Now you are going to lead even more U2 fans astray when they Google the song. You are supposed to use your powers for good! :)