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June 16, 2007 in Other Stuff with 4 Comments

Here are some interesting Google searches that brought people to my website in the last 24 hours. These are actual searches from actual people. I don’t make this stuff up.

  1. "ideas to make your church grow closer together" — Ironically, I’d rather churches learn to be more outward focused than grow closer together.
  2. "mac wont recognize maxtor external hard drive" — Oh no! Someone’s Mac isn’t working properly. I thought Macs were supposed to be problem-free. Let me see if I can help. Buy a PC.
  3. " bbq grillware assembly instructions" — I think it’s funny that people are visiting my website to try to figure out how to assemble their grills.
  4. "father’s day country songs" — First of all, don’t write me a song for Father’s Day. But, if you must, fathers prefer funk.
  5. "Andy Stanley" — Nope. This isn’t Andy Stanley’s blog…but the fact that I just combined the words "Andy Stanley’s blog" in this post will mean people will continue finding my site in their Google searches for "Andy Stanley." I love Google!
  6. "tony morgan, halloween" — Apparently someone is already planning their Halloween costume for this year and they want to dress up as Tony Morgan.
  7. "what font does ‘willow creek’ use for their worship lyrics" — That’s a good question. Bill Hybels seems like an "Arial"-type of guy.
  8. "7 easy ways to win a guy’s heart" — I’m helping women across the globe figure out men. (You can thank me later.)
  9. "sex pizza" — Even if I knew what that was, I wouldn’t admit it…at least here.
  10. "cockroaches are harmless" — I don’t believe it. They’re bigger than small dogs in South Carolina. In fact, we’ve trained a few of them to "play dead" already.
  11. "morgan original pomade" — That’s right. My blog is the website you visit if you’re looking for advice on leadership, ministry strategies, communications and hair product.
  12. "what to do about boring church services?" — Register for Unleash 2008. More details coming soon!

4 Responses to “Still haven’t found what you’re looking for?”

  1. Brad Ruggles June 17, 2007 at 8:17 am #

    That is awesome! You’ve gotta love Google. I even had to type in a few of those to see for myself – crazy!!

  2. Jeff Reed June 17, 2007 at 8:21 pm #

    not going to let you get away with the mac slam. Maxtor drives stink. It’s not a mac issue, it’s a maxtor.

    PC? Are you kidding me?

  3. Billy Chia June 17, 2007 at 9:50 pm #

    Hilarious. Although your homepage does have some mad PageRank. I googled myself and your site came up in the top 10 just because my name shows up in your comments. I don’t mind. I hope people looking for me find you, I’m really enjoying your blog.

  4. Jennifer L. Bartlett June 18, 2007 at 12:02 pm #

    That was sneaky – I was hoping for something about U2! *sniff* Now you are going to lead even more U2 fans astray when they Google the song. You are supposed to use your powers for good! :)