Brussels sprouts,
country music,
local news,
Saran Wrap,
the department of motor vehicles,
washing the rice pan,
snow shovels,
Atlanta traffic,
the checkout line at Wal-Mart,
standard definition,
NASCAR,
slow golfers,
clip art, and
Dora.
Brussels sprouts,
country music,
local news,
Saran Wrap,
the department of motor vehicles,
washing the rice pan,
snow shovels,
Atlanta traffic,
the checkout line at Wal-Mart,
standard definition,
NASCAR,
slow golfers,
clip art, and
Dora.
My Catholic friends tell me that Purgatory IS the check-out line at Wal-Mart.
Dora the Explorer will be in a different heaven. One where multi-lingual cartoons that speak in short, nonsensical phrases can explore for eternity.
and blogs.
Now Tony? You telling about yourself there? lol
Hey Tony.
Ole’ Sam (Walton) may have a thing or two to say about that.
No (Walmart) checkout lines? God, I wish that was true…
I LOVE Dora…it entertains my children (yes, even Morgan) so I can get stuff done. :) I don’t care how annoying she is.
So does that mean I won’t be in heaven or I won’t be golfing in heaven? I was sort of hoping that would be my opportunity to learn.
best post ever
i wholeheartedly agree.
but michael, if God doesn’t let me have my macbook pro and blog in heaven… then He’s not the God i know.
crystal
pinkhairedgirl.net
No Wal-Mart, NASCAR, or country music? This does not bode well for us Southerners…
NASCAR? ouch!! I think heaven will be one big left turn. (remember- you’re in the south now)
Do you burn the rice often?
I’ll bet nothing will be painted beige either.
And KUDZU. Definitely no kudzu.
That’s all well and good… I just want to be done with mowing the lawn… Can you make a push for that one?
TONY!!! you had me with you until the country music and NASCAR!
i’m so sorry you won’t like the music in heaven . . .
But I love Brussel Sprouts.