Stuff I’m Pretty Sure We Won’t Find in Heaven…

January 25, 2008 in Other Stuff with Comments Off

Brussels sprouts,
country music,
local news,
Saran Wrap,
the department of motor vehicles,
washing the rice pan,
snow shovels,
Atlanta traffic,
the checkout line at Wal-Mart,
standard definition,
NASCAR,
slow golfers,
clip art, and
Dora.

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  1. Joey Smith January 25, 2008 at 3:06 pm #

    My Catholic friends tell me that Purgatory IS the check-out line at Wal-Mart.

  2. Read Scott January 25, 2008 at 3:30 pm #

    Dora the Explorer will be in a different heaven. One where multi-lingual cartoons that speak in short, nonsensical phrases can explore for eternity.

  3. michael January 25, 2008 at 3:45 pm #

    and blogs.

  4. Camey January 25, 2008 at 3:49 pm #

    Now Tony? You telling about yourself there? lol

  5. Milan Ford January 25, 2008 at 4:18 pm #

    Hey Tony.

    Ole’ Sam (Walton) may have a thing or two to say about that.
    No (Walmart) checkout lines? God, I wish that was true…

  6. Jami January 25, 2008 at 4:37 pm #

    I LOVE Dora…it entertains my children (yes, even Morgan) so I can get stuff done. :) I don’t care how annoying she is.

  7. Curtis Harris January 25, 2008 at 4:40 pm #

    So does that mean I won’t be in heaven or I won’t be golfing in heaven? I was sort of hoping that would be my opportunity to learn.

  8. Sean Pritzkau January 25, 2008 at 5:03 pm #

    best post ever

  9. Crystal Renaud January 25, 2008 at 5:15 pm #

    i wholeheartedly agree.

    but michael, if God doesn’t let me have my macbook pro and blog in heaven… then He’s not the God i know.

    crystal
    pinkhairedgirl.net

  10. Nathan January 25, 2008 at 6:09 pm #

    No Wal-Mart, NASCAR, or country music? This does not bode well for us Southerners…

  11. scott engbrecht January 25, 2008 at 6:44 pm #

    NASCAR? ouch!! I think heaven will be one big left turn. (remember- you’re in the south now)

  12. Dale January 26, 2008 at 12:58 am #

    Do you burn the rice often?

  13. Dana Kidder January 26, 2008 at 4:00 pm #

    I’ll bet nothing will be painted beige either.

  14. Rich Barrett January 27, 2008 at 2:44 am #

    And KUDZU. Definitely no kudzu.

  15. Robert Pooley January 27, 2008 at 5:23 pm #

    That’s all well and good… I just want to be done with mowing the lawn… Can you make a push for that one?

  16. jane January 27, 2008 at 11:30 pm #

    TONY!!! you had me with you until the country music and NASCAR!

  17. lisa January 28, 2008 at 10:02 am #

    i’m so sorry you won’t like the music in heaven . . .

  18. Stuart January 29, 2008 at 6:52 pm #

    But I love Brussel Sprouts.