Perryisms

Here are some of the Perryisms from today’s message…

• "Are you willing to lead your family spiritually, or do you have protectile dysfunction?"
• "If you’re using the submission verse on your wife, you’re a loser."
• To single guys: "Commit to her and stop playing with her heart. I don’t respect a man who won’t commit."
• To married guys: "When the going gets tough, the weak man bows out."
• To the women: "It was eventually the Lord that got Abram’s attention, not his nagging wife."
• "Don’t worry. I’m trying to offend everybody."
• "Some of you are praying ridiculous prayers. You’re praying your sin doesn’t affect your kids. Your sin always affects your kids."

This is one of those services that I highly recommend you view from beginning to end. The video will be available by Tuesday. You’ll get a chance to hear RoseAngela sing a country song about loving dogs more than men. You’ll see how we incorporated baptisms into the service. You’ll see the protectile dysfunction (PD) commercial. You’ll hear a very challenging message. You’ll see hundreds of men respond to the challenge to be real men.

Of course, you all know, we just water down the message and try to make people feel comfortable at NewSpring…