Metro-Rednexual Results

July 8, 2008 in Other Stuff with Comments Off

My apologies to everyone who participated in the Metro-Rednexual Contest. I’ve been delayed in compiling the results. After reviewing all the submissions, I’ve arrived at the following top 10 list. Without further delay:

You might be a metro-rednexual if…

  1. You have a gun rack in the back of your Audi.
  2. You have highlights in your mullet.
  3. You have matching throw pillows and an elaborate bedding ensemble for your double-wide.
  4. You chew Red Man tobacco and spit in a Starbucks cup.
  5. You’ve programmed “Achy Breaky Heart” as the ring tone on your iPhone.
  6. You enjoy fishin’ on Saturday morning and eating $30 sushi on Saturday night.
  7. You use car grease to “style” your hair.
  8. You stop and get a latte on the way to your deer stand.
  9. You know the release dates for the fall clothing line and the flavor rotation on the freezy drink machine.
  10. You own Gucci cowboy boots.

Thanks for participating. Sandy, I declare you the winner. Gas station lunch is on me the next time you’re in town.

And, just for the record, Gary is truly the only metro-rednexual in the crowd.

No Responses to “Metro-Rednexual Results”

  1. Nick July 8, 2008 at 10:00 pm #

    Congrats Sandy!
    Yes!!! I made #2 on the top 10 list :)

  2. Robert Pooley July 8, 2008 at 10:09 pm #

    Hey,
    You never know where joking around on twitter is going to take you… Who knows we may see a whole metro-rednexual culture begin to thrive.

  3. Dennis July 8, 2008 at 10:51 pm #

    Hilarious stuff. You’ve got some good twitter friends.

  4. Greg July 9, 2008 at 2:22 am #

    Where do you think most metro-redneckuals live?
    - Greg from http://FaithFirstFitness.com

  5. Susie July 9, 2008 at 9:54 am #

    Oh my goodness, I finally have a name for what my husband is-Thank you!

  6. Grant McCurley July 9, 2008 at 1:24 pm #

    You bring you Orvis fly rod and chest waders to a pay catfish pond.

  7. Rob July 9, 2008 at 3:12 pm #

    Tony,

    Thought you and Perry might like this Clemson tattoo I saw on Deadspin today…that’s a committed fan!

    http://deadspin.com/5023311/clemson-fans-have-awesome-tattoos

    (Yep, I know…nothing to do with this post…just thought you’d all find it amusing…)

  8. Ronnie (MandoRon) July 9, 2008 at 10:13 pm #

    Very funny! Ronnie likes.

  9. Jason July 10, 2008 at 3:34 pm #

    I’ll take number 8th place on a Tony Morgan contest any day.

  10. Kerry July 24, 2008 at 5:28 pm #

    I confess… you pegged me.

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