One of my fake Facebook friends uploaded a picture of the High Street Elementary School (Piqua, Ohio) basketball team circa 1980 (or maybe 1981). It’s the era when the shorts were short, the socks were tall and the hair was long.

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Yes, that’s me. Front row. Third from the right. Shirt untucked. (See…I was launching a trend in fashion almost 30 years ago.)

I’m just about exactly my son’s current age in this picture. He looks a lot more like a basketball player than I did in this shot.

Your history is never safe with Facebook. That’s why Facebook is evil.

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