Perryisms

Here are some of the highlights from Perry’s message today in the iwantanewmarriage.com series:

  • “Singles, if you think marriage is easy, you’re wrong.”
  • “Marriages are in trouble because couples don’t talk to each other anymore.”
  • “If you like it, you should have put a ring on it.”
  • “You and I can’t hold our spouse accountable for unspoken expectations.”
  • “Women, you’ll speak the truth about your husband, but you won’t speak it to your husband.”
  • “The Bible isn’t a request from God. The bible is God’s commands to us.”
  • “You need to talk about ‘it’ or you’re going to be in deep ‘it’ before the day is over.”
  • “The consequences of concealment are much greater than the consequences of confession.”
  • “Put God first with your money and get out of debt. That settles the money problem. We aren’t doing that and that’s why our economy is in bad shape.”
  • “How much time does your wife need to feel important? Ask her. No one can coach you better about your wife than your wife.”
  • “Your job will not define you, but your legacy will.”
  • “Once a week, go out on a date. Twice a year, take a vacation from the kids.”
  • “This isn’t a rodeo. It has to go longer than 8 seconds.”
  • “Is there anything you need to talk about? Is there anything you need to change?”

4 Responses to “Perryisms”

  1. anne jackson February 22, 2009 at 9:31 pm #

    what about the two hour foreplay???! :)

  2. tony February 22, 2009 at 11:10 pm #

    i was going to include that line, but i thought it was anti-climatic.

  3. anne jackson February 23, 2009 at 1:41 am #

    ZING!!!!!!

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