Perryisms

We started a new series at NewSpring today called “Where’s My Bailout?” Here are some highlights from Perry’s message:

• “I think pro wrestling is real.”
• “We’re taking our eyes off of Jesus and putting them on the economy.”
• “God has not lost one ounce of sleep about where the stock market is.”
• “Our 401k has turned into a 201k.”
• “I’m about to mess with your god.”
• “We don’t like discipline. We want it now.”
• “A bailout will occur when our bondage to bling is broken.”
• “Are your lips and your lifestyle matched up?”
• “I hate working abs about as much as I hate cats.”
• “If you need to meet with me to give your gift, you just need to sit on it for a while.”
• “Christians should be the most generous people on the planet.”
• “I’m an idiot. I’m not responsible for this. But God is at work here.”
• “You all are listening way too slow. Stay with me.”
• “God’s B.S. meter works so well.”
• “The two biggest problems in this country are consumer debt and obesity. It’s not because we don’t have enough. It’s because we don’t manage what we have well.”
• “Your heart always follows your money.”
• “This church is going to survive without your money. If you don’t believe me, give to another church.”
• “Your grandma has already spent your inheritance. She bought a Buick.”
• “In Kenya, I watched people who have nothing give.”
• “What do you need to do to put Jesus first in your life?”

This was an incredible (and timely) message from Perry. You can watch it after Tuesday when it’s available on www.NewSpring.cc.