10 Things I Don’t Get…

  1. Snuggies
  2. Potlucks
  3. The Cleveland Browns offense
  4. Google Wave
  5. Fishing
  6. The Jonas Brothers
  7. Nebraska
  8. People who drive slow in the left lane
  9. Oprah
  10. Ultimate Fighting

What don’t you get?

25 Responses to “10 Things I Don’t Get…”

  1. John (Human3rror) October 16, 2009 at 4:46 pm #

    wordpress. i just don’t get why it’s so darn awesome.

  2. Ryrho October 16, 2009 at 4:48 pm #

    I don’t get why they make it so hard to open a can of spray paint.

  3. Kurt Libby October 16, 2009 at 4:53 pm #

    -people that spend more money on coffee drinks so that they will taste less like coffee

    -what’s so bad about Rob Bell

    -how people are “good” at fantasy football

  4. Heath October 16, 2009 at 4:53 pm #

    I don’t get the blind loyalty of Clemson fans.

  5. Barry October 16, 2009 at 5:00 pm #

    NASCAR. Don’t get why people spend $100 per ticket to watch a bunch of cars go around in circles. My dogs run round in circles and I get to see that for free and it is more amusing

  6. John Atkinson October 16, 2009 at 5:02 pm #

    I don’t get Pastors who publicly criticize other Pastors.

    I don’t get why the Cowboys cant seem to play to their talent level.

    I do however, totally get Ultimate Fighting. Come on Tony :)

  7. Chuck Biller October 16, 2009 at 5:06 pm #

    Windows

  8. Ryan Benander October 16, 2009 at 5:12 pm #

    What’s not to get about the Cleveland Browns offense?

    I’ll make it simple for you: It doesn’t exist.

    Problem solved.

    (I’m a Browns fan. Gosh we suck.)

  9. Sheila Walsh October 16, 2009 at 5:25 pm #

    Cricket
    Crocs
    Snuggies for the whole blooming family including the dog!
    Non-alcoholic beer
    Clap-on, clap-off light switch
    All you can eat food bars in flu-season
    Chicken soup for your hamsters soul
    Pez candy (why bother?)
    Chia pets
    Books for people who find it hard to read books

  10. Sara October 16, 2009 at 5:32 pm #

    1. cats
    2. snuggies for animals http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-q4kZDIfk0

  11. Chris Hill October 16, 2009 at 5:49 pm #

    1. Why I have to pay for the internet
    2. 24 hour “news”
    3. Small square pieces of paper that look like sticky notes, but have no adhesive backing
    4. Country Music (you forgot that one, I’m sure)
    5. Bookstores still selling 2009 calendars
    6. Choosing iTunes over http://www.lala.com

  12. Troy Kennedy October 16, 2009 at 6:49 pm #

    The Fort Knox security plastic and wires kids toys are packaged in!

  13. Pastor Russ October 16, 2009 at 7:01 pm #

    Wireless Routers that advertise 1200 feet but don’t reach the front porch!

  14. Vince October 16, 2009 at 7:28 pm #

    Mariah Carey

  15. Tyler October 16, 2009 at 7:43 pm #

    i don’t get how you don’t get nebraska. great football team there.

  16. Jack Tatum October 16, 2009 at 8:24 pm #

    Why a grown man will walk right by an empty urinal and pee in a sit down commode, splashing the seat for the next poor guy that really has to sit down.

  17. Craig October 16, 2009 at 10:52 pm #

    PB&J in the same jar

  18. ken October 16, 2009 at 11:09 pm #

    I second Google Wave.

  19. Danny Bixby October 16, 2009 at 11:20 pm #

    1. Halloween costumes for pets
    B. Ketchup that is a color other than red
    C. Fox News
    5. How to correctly label/order a list

  20. LeadHership October 17, 2009 at 9:20 am #

    HILARIOUS! love this. I don’t get Crocs.

  21. Tami Frailey October 17, 2009 at 7:26 pm #

    Google Wave
    Potted Meat

  22. Aaron Marcelli October 19, 2009 at 8:50 am #

    I agree strongly with #8 and have given up on #3. I also don’t get people who keep talking when you are obviously uninterested and also mushrooms. BTW….it was good to meet you last week when I was at the church talking with Jim. I was kinda shocked because i did not know you had moved to GA but oddly enough on our way down there Wednesday, we had listed to a Perry Noble message about planting where he talked about you a lot and then I was introduced to you. It was weird.

  23. Scooter Buck October 20, 2009 at 3:41 pm #

    I don’t get why people look at you funny when I say I am starting (planting) a church. But if I said I was starting a business they would be ok with that.

    Why NFL teams continue to hire coaches who where fired somewhere else because they where bad, and are then SHOCKED when they are bad for their team as well.

    Cats

    The BCS

    Why people would attend a church year after year that they don’t really like or care about.

  24. Nick November 11, 2009 at 4:46 pm #

    what’s wrong with Nebraska? It’s my home…

    I don’t get anti-starbucks petitions.

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