10 Things I Don’t Get…
- Snuggies
- Potlucks
- The Cleveland Browns offense
- Google Wave
- Fishing
- The Jonas Brothers
- Nebraska
- People who drive slow in the left lane
- Oprah
- Ultimate Fighting
What don’t you get?
What don’t you get?
[...] 10 Things I Don’t Get… [...]
wordpress. i just don’t get why it’s so darn awesome.
I don’t get why they make it so hard to open a can of spray paint.
-people that spend more money on coffee drinks so that they will taste less like coffee
-what’s so bad about Rob Bell
-how people are “good” at fantasy football
I don’t get the blind loyalty of Clemson fans.
NASCAR. Don’t get why people spend $100 per ticket to watch a bunch of cars go around in circles. My dogs run round in circles and I get to see that for free and it is more amusing
I don’t get Pastors who publicly criticize other Pastors.
I don’t get why the Cowboys cant seem to play to their talent level.
I do however, totally get Ultimate Fighting. Come on Tony :)
Windows
What’s not to get about the Cleveland Browns offense?
I’ll make it simple for you: It doesn’t exist.
Problem solved.
(I’m a Browns fan. Gosh we suck.)
Cricket
Crocs
Snuggies for the whole blooming family including the dog!
Non-alcoholic beer
Clap-on, clap-off light switch
All you can eat food bars in flu-season
Chicken soup for your hamsters soul
Pez candy (why bother?)
Chia pets
Books for people who find it hard to read books
1. cats
2. snuggies for animals http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-q4kZDIfk0
1. Why I have to pay for the internet
2. 24 hour “news”
3. Small square pieces of paper that look like sticky notes, but have no adhesive backing
4. Country Music (you forgot that one, I’m sure)
5. Bookstores still selling 2009 calendars
6. Choosing iTunes over http://www.lala.com
The Fort Knox security plastic and wires kids toys are packaged in!
Wireless Routers that advertise 1200 feet but don’t reach the front porch!
Mariah Carey
i don’t get how you don’t get nebraska. great football team there.
Why a grown man will walk right by an empty urinal and pee in a sit down commode, splashing the seat for the next poor guy that really has to sit down.
PB&J in the same jar
I second Google Wave.
1. Halloween costumes for pets
B. Ketchup that is a color other than red
C. Fox News
5. How to correctly label/order a list
HILARIOUS! love this. I don’t get Crocs.
Google Wave
Potted Meat
I agree strongly with #8 and have given up on #3. I also don’t get people who keep talking when you are obviously uninterested and also mushrooms. BTW….it was good to meet you last week when I was at the church talking with Jim. I was kinda shocked because i did not know you had moved to GA but oddly enough on our way down there Wednesday, we had listed to a Perry Noble message about planting where he talked about you a lot and then I was introduced to you. It was weird.
I don’t get why people look at you funny when I say I am starting (planting) a church. But if I said I was starting a business they would be ok with that.
Why NFL teams continue to hire coaches who where fired somewhere else because they where bad, and are then SHOCKED when they are bad for their team as well.
Cats
The BCS
Why people would attend a church year after year that they don’t really like or care about.
what’s wrong with Nebraska? It’s my home…
I don’t get anti-starbucks petitions.