I ordered a MacBook yesterday. It’s my first Mac…assuming my iPod doesn’t count. I’m so excited to start using it because I’ve heard Mac’s never get viruses. They never crash. The hardware never fails. Three out of four dentists recommend them for preventing cavities. And, they’re supposed to slow male pattern baldness. The main reason I bought it, though, is because Macs are sexy. Emily won’t be able to keep her hands off me once she sees the glow of that apple.