Metro-Rednexual Results

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My apologies to everyone who participated in the Metro-Rednexual Contest. I’ve been delayed in compiling the results. After reviewing all the submissions, I’ve arrived at the following top 10 list. Without further delay:

You might be a metro-rednexual if…

  1. You have a gun rack in the back of your Audi.
  2. You have highlights in your mullet.
  3. You have matching throw pillows and an elaborate bedding ensemble for your double-wide.
  4. You chew Red Man tobacco and spit in a Starbucks cup.
  5. You’ve programmed “Achy Breaky Heart” as the ring tone on your iPhone.
  6. You enjoy fishin’ on Saturday morning and eating $30 sushi on Saturday night.
  7. You use car grease to “style” your hair.
  8. You stop and get a latte on the way to your deer stand.
  9. You know the release dates for the fall clothing line and the flavor rotation on the freezy drink machine.
  10. You own Gucci cowboy boots.

Thanks for participating. Sandy, I declare you the winner. Gas station lunch is on me the next time you’re in town.

And, just for the record, Gary is truly the only metro-rednexual in the crowd.

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Tony Morgan

Tony is the Chief Strategic Officer and founder of The Unstuck Group. For 14 years, Tony served on the senior leadership teams at West Ridge Church (Dallas, GA), NewSpring Church (Anderson, SC) and Granger Community Church (Granger, IN). He's written several books and articles that have been featured with the Willow Creek Association, Catalyst and Pastors.com.

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  1. […] You might be metro-rednexual if… 2.  You have highlights in your mullet. 4.  You chew Red Man tobacco and spit in a Starbucks cup. 5.  You enjoy fishin’ on Saturday morning and eathing $30 sushi on Saturday night. Follow the link to see the rest of the quotes. […]